(from the I Luv The BBC department)
There's something amazing about the BBC news service. Where else would you get a story like this?
Doctors save man with vodka drip
Summary: Australian doctors have kept an Italian tourist alive by feeding him vodka through a drip for three days, medical staff in Queensland say.
This isn't a funny story or anything - but that headline is amazing. Almost as good as this one:
Policeman shot in butt with own gun while battling porn vending machine bandits
But - since that's from Japan, where they actually have porn vending machines, that's almost too easy.